Product Information (Written in Jest)

PRESS RELEASE
Our company is pleased to present to you our latest version in our E.R.I.C. product line, the new E.R.I.C. version 30.
You will note that in the accompanying README file with the product, there are a whole host of new FEATURES as well as numerous BUG FIXES. Our team has tirelessly revamped and implemented these features following our major shuffling of management and key partners early last year.
Some of the key new FEATURES/BUG FIXES are:
a) SALSA and PERFORMANCE modules are now stablised and installed into the product. As the product gains more experience with such modules, we are hoping to install new DANCE-related features.
b) we have increased the database capacity for FRIENDS as we anticipate the publicity that will be generated as a result of our above mentioned modules.
c) CAREER module has been replaced with a new improved one and we hope to be able to improve on this module in the future.
d) the E.R.I.C. line is now more user-friendly and has a wide capacity for adding other FRIEND users. Its multi-tasking capacity has improved tremendously and with the addon provided by MSN MESSENGER, we are sure it can now meet your expectations.
e) Appearence wise the E.R.I.C. line experienced a overhaul and is now spanking new and more up to date with current visual trends.

IN THE PIPE LINE
1) DIVING functionality.
2) DANCE related i.e. Cha Cha, Rhumba, Samba, Waltz, Ballroom basically
3) PHOTOGRAPHY. We hope to increase the capabilities of this functionality to hopefully add on the PROFESSIONAL tag soon.
4) We hope to finally be able to reinstall the GIRLFRIEND module again which we have seemingly periodically remove and install due to unforseen circumstances. We do apologise if ever the reason for removal was due to fault on our part and We will endeavor to ensure that such misgivings will not occur again. Right now we are still in the design and requirements gathering phase but nevertheless, our company is always optimistic and we await with anticipation on this regard.

Thank you once again for your interest in our products and we hope to better service you in the future! Should you have any feedback or suggestions, you know how to contact us. We eagerly await your favourable response.

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